Tarot Reading, April 2026
So sayeth SF's streets in our American Demockracy.
A spring of light divination and pre-heated revolution.
Card #1: THE FREE RIDE
Though you might not like the destination…
Card #2: THE OBSOLETE FIRE ALARM
In case of emergency…
Card #3: THE FAIR WARNING
We really couldn’t do it without our loyal sponsors.
Card #4: DRIVER IGNOTA
The NSA has intercepted your rendition request.
Remember: Whatever you’re doing, do it face-to-face.
Ha!